Monday, March 02, 2009

"Whoopee we're all gonna die!" - sang Country Joe

AIG, those supreme shitheads who over-leveraged bad loans via credit default swaps, just reported THE BIGGEST QUARTERLY LOSS IN HISTORY: $61 BILLION.

The government's response? Give them a FOURTH installment, this one to the tune of $30 Billion.

Between the worship of emptiness embodied so perfectly in the ascendancy of TMZ and the crescendo of EM08, this country's done.