Showing posts with label poker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poker. Show all posts

Thursday, July 24, 2014

The Greatest Read, Ever: Stanislav Petrov

One of the most important skills is reading, not literacy-wise, but assessing information in order to make decisions, to act. Athletes, coaches, entrepreneurs, politicians, school counselors, shrinks, investors, parents... all of us in one way or another make decisions based upon reads of situations.

Here's back to back world poker champion Johnny Chan making one of the most incredible lay downs ever. For those non-poker players, a lay down is when you fold, or quit your hand, and here Chan is dealt pocket aces, the optimum starting hand in poker's "cadillac of games, Texas Hold 'Em (dubbed by two-time world champ, Doyle Brunson in his seminal book on poker,  "Super System," who's in the cowboy hat). 

Chan's read of the situation is spot on, but what's interesting is his assessment afterwards, that "instinct" just told him and he concluded that his aces were no good. As commentator Ali Nejad aptly says, it's poker at the highest level, true, but what's interesting here is that Chan gives credit to his instinct, his gut.

Now up the ante to human destruction, and that's light years beyond poker. That was the "poker table" Stanislav Petrov was at. And it's interesting that like Johnny Chan, something in his gut told Petrov things weren't right. 

I first heard the story of Stanislav Petrov via Glynn Washington's show, Snap Judgement. I recommend listening; it's the segment "End of Days." Kudos.

Too many stories in history are relegated to obscurity. Here's one that deserves sunlight, devoid of negotiations between the White House and the Kremlin, but nonetheless shows history playing out at its own highest level and the greatest read ever.


from The Atlantic

The Man Who Saved the World by Doing Absolutely Nothing

Thirty years ago, Stanislav Petrov proved a cool head in a Cold War.



Petrov receives a 2011 German media award from Karlheinz Koegel, chief of the German Media Research Group, during a ceremony in 2012. (Reuters)

It was September 26, 1983. Stanislav Petrov, a lieutenant colonel in the Soviet Air Defence Forces, was on duty at Serpukhov-15, a secret bunker outside Moscow. His job: to monitor Oko, the Soviet Union's early-warning system for nuclear attack. And then to pass along any alerts to his superiors. It was just after midnight when the alarm bells began soundingOne of the system's satellites had detected that the United States had launched five ballistic missiles. And they were heading toward the USSR. Electronic maps flashed; bells screamed; reports streamed in. A back-lit red screen flashed the word 'LAUNCH.'"

That the U.S. would be lobbing missiles toward its Soviet counterpart would not, of course, have been out of the question at that particular point in human history. Three weeks earlier, Russians had shot down a South Korean airliner that had wandered into Soviet air space. NATO had responded with a show of military exercises. The Cold War, even in the early '80s, continued apace; the threat of nuclear engagement still hovered over the stretch of land and sea that fell between Washington and Moscow.

Petrov, however, had a hunch -- "a funny feeling in my gut," he would later recall -- that the alarm ringing through the bunker was a false one. It was an intuition that was based on common sense:  The alarm indicated that only five missiles were headed toward the USSR. Had the U.S. actually been launching a nuclear attack, however, Petrov figured, it would be extensive -- much more, certainly, than five. Soviet ground radar, meanwhile, had failed to pick up corroborative evidence of incoming missiles -- even after several minutes had elapsed. The larger matter, however, was that Petrov didn't fully trust the accuracy of the Soviet technology when it came to bomb-detection. He would later describe the alert system as "raw." 

But what would you do? You're alone in a bunker, and alarms are screaming, and lights are flashing, and you have your training, and you have your intuition, and you have two choices: follow protocol or trust your gut. Either way, the world is counting on you to make the right call.

Petrov trusted himself. He reported the satellite's detection to his superiors -- but, crucially, as a false alarm. And then, as Wired puts it, "he hoped to hell he was right."

He was, of course. The U.S. had not attacked the Soviets. It was a false alarm. One that, had it not been treated as such, may have prompted a retaliatory nuclear attack on the U.S. and its NATO allies. Which would have then prompted … well, you can guess what it would have prompted. 

As Petrov, now retired and living in a town near Moscow, puts it of his decision: "That was my job. But they were lucky it was me on shift that night."

Thirty years later, there are lingering questions about the specific events of September 26, 1983. Was it really up to Petrov, the single man, to make the call? Weren't there other failsafes that would allow for malfunctioning technology? Wouldn't other cool heads, finally, have prevailed? Petrov, for his part, emphasizes the ambiguity of the situation, saying after the incident that he was never convinced the alarm was erroneous. (The odds of his getting it right, he now figures, were pretty much 50-50.) 

One thing that seems clear, however, is that the world carried on into September 27, 1983 in some part because Stanislav Petrov decided to trust himself over malfunctioning machines. And that may have made, in a very broad and cosmic sense, all the difference. Petrov's colleagues were professional soldiers with purely military training; they would, being trained to follow instructions at all costs, likely have reported a missile strike had they been on shift at the time. Petrov, on the other hand, trusted his own intelligence, his own instincts, his own gut. He made the brave decision to do nothing.

And we're here to read about him because of it. 

Hat tip Nicholas Slayton and Chris Heller. 

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Drinking and Driving with Scotty

Poker's so big now that it's almost impossible to win any kind of tournament - the fields become so big that you in effect enter a lottery. The only ones who enjoy clause from this mass-effect are the high-rollers, but the downside is that they end up playing each other, with a few fish from time to time.

The cliche' is apt: Easy way to make a tough living.

There're a few exceptions, and one of them is what some regard as poker's most prestigious tournament: The WSOP's H.O.R.S.E. Championship, which I touched on here a while back. Here's a description:

the WSOP H.O.R.S.E. Championship (a $50K buy-in and comprised of 5 poker games; Hold-em, Omaha Eight or Better, Razz, 7 Stud, and Eight or Better 7 Stud, thus the acronym)


At those stakes, H.O.R.S.E. gets rid of most suckers. The fact that it's poker's Pentathlon gets rid of the rest, with everyone and their dog being into Hold 'Em. What's left are the cream of the crop and a few exceptions, and since it's played over five different games, insofar as tourneys are concerned, it's the most prestigious title in terms of ability.

When the 2007 H.O.R.S.E. champion, the legendary Chip Reese took it all, many, including yours truly, thought all was right in Vegas. If nothing else, Reese had bona fides upon bona fides. He was a made man, a long time ago.

Then in a tragic/poetic twist depending on your view, Reese died last year. Poetic because Reese was a cash game player - it was how he'd made his living, and even though he had World Series wins many moons ago, the tourneys didn't yield as much cash for time invested. Like poker's theoretician, David Sklansky, they're stone cold killers who look at poker as a money venture above all others.

So we come to the recently completed 2008 H.O.R.S.E. tourney and Scotty Nguyen. A WSOP World Champion (1998), with this win he sets the bar high as the only person to win the main event and the WSOP's most prestigous title as well.

What was so gratifying was that last year, on cruise control to the final table, he blew it and let his ego take over, and in just a couple of hands when out to Phillip Hilm in 11th place. It was shocking to watch a player of his caliber meltdown, or "tilt" as is said. As an Asian, I hate to say, I was also rooting for him, but more, because he had the pedigree and bona fides, and is just so OG with his gangsta lean.

And then, he took a turn. At times belligerent, downright in-your-face intimidating and by appearances, just drunk, he even managed to rile the all-around nice guy Erick Lindgren, who along with Michael DeMichele and Lyle Berman (another poker great) comprised the final four.

It was really DeMichele - from what footage ESPN chose to air - that was tangling with Scotty. And though Scotty has since issued an apology, I don't think it excuses the numerous outbursts, table manners and outright infractions he committed, such as showing cards to the audience and berating players. Pro Layne Flack, who's Sotty's friend, was also out of line, being really "boisterous" in the audience.

But the WSOP has to assume responsibility; the tournament director should have gotten involved and snuffed it. He didn't, and what made it to TV was ugly.

I don't know if after ESPN's editors were through is the entire story, as Scotty alleges it is not, but again, even if it isn't, the infractions are there.

He's a great player, I've seen him play a lot, and he's always jovial, laughing and coffeehousing it up. But between last year's main event, and this year's H.O.R.S.E., he should do some vacationing.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

The Degenerate's Diary: And the Devil said, "Let there be Vegas, Baby..."

In Vegas, they’ll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I’d win or lose there.
-Anonymous

As I've chronicled here, I'm a degenerate in the same way reformed alcoholics say they are still alkies. I'm sure I would have been skinned alive under Stalin for any number of things, but if it's one thing that chaps my ass about this country is its rampant hypocrisy.

Take gambling.

I've been mulling over the thesis for a long rant about "gambling and life." It goes from the concrete to the theoretical and back fairly easily, for example:

1. All investing is gambling - no exceptions. Whether you're buying a house, government bonds or 100 shares of Sirius, don't fool yourself - it's GAMBLING.

2. The reality is that every one gambles, every day. For example, if you drive, you're gambling that someone in oncoming traffic doesn't have a death wish and, a'la Chris Walken in Annie Hall, just plow head on into you.

Then I get discouraged and think, "nah," cuz in the end it just comes off as more of my curmudgeonly ranting, which of course, it is.

But goddamn me, I love gambling. It's just so much fucking fun. The patron saint of degenerates, Artie (Lange) once put it so on point: "If you're bored, just put a couple bills down on whatever game's on. It's instant fun."

Now, part of the blame must be shared with pops, for I'm the son of a degenerate. Hunter S. Thompson said: "For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth." And Vegas was mean to pops.

One of the bennies of LA is not only that it's one of poker's capitols, but it's a hop-skip to sin city. In fact, LA's Vegas' #1 cash cow. There was talk at least a decade ago about putting a bullet train between us and them, but the nimby-ists ("not in my back yard") won out. In some ways, I'm glad...

Anyway, one of my earliest memories was of driving there with my parents before the strip was the happening place. I'll never forget driving onto Fremont and seeing the big neon cowboy with his arm cocked, saying, "Howdy, partner". The place had an instant fascination for me mixed with foreboding, and that's a psychically volatile concoction.

Pops pulls over to the curb (can't do that now) and leans on the door: "Wait here." He disappears into the Golden Nugget. About an hour later he comes back, climbs in and doesn't say a word, but I know something's wrong.

Pops was not only a degenerate, but he suffered from one of the most lethal forms of dilettantism: gambling. Although I never talked to him about it when I got older, I'd wager he never even understood the raw basics of gambling.

It's that basic lack of understanding that has made guys like Steve Wynn billionaires. It's rather nauseating, when you think about it: Vegas is founded upon the principle of extracting money from the uninformed. Those who catch on are excluded, like card counters in blackjack. (Poker's an exception because you're not playing against the house, which makes its money on the rake)

I've never been to Amsterdam, but it is of course legendary to Libertines. But I have a hard time imagining how Amsterdam, or any place for that matter, could top Vegas. It ain't called sin city for nothin'.
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A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.
-Artie Lange

There is always a sneer in Las Vegas. The mountains around it sneer. The desert sneers. And arrogant in the middle of its wide valley, dominating those diligent sprawling suburbs, the downtown city sneers like anything.
-Jan Morris

Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
-Gloria Steinem

A man's gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it.

-Jim Jones

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.
-Heywood Broun

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

-Joe. E. Lewis

It's a corny old gag about Las Vegas, the temporal city if there ever was one, trying to camouflage the hours and retard the dawn, when everybody knows that if you're feeling lucky you're really feeling time in its rawest form, and if you're not feeling lucky, they've got a clock at the bus station.

-Michael Herr

Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.

-Pope John XXIII

Man, I really like Vegas.
-Elvis Presley

Life is a gamble at terrible odds, if it were a bet, you would not take it.
-Tom Stoppard

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it doesn't go up, don't buy it.

-Will Rogers

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
-Artie Lange

Sunday, February 24, 2008

One More Tourney Win



A small table today cuz I didn't have the energy to sit through 2+ hours of grinding.

Given that, the head's up with "penske5" was unlike any other I'd personally been involved in. The lead changed at least half a dozen times, and there were several river suckouts by both of us. In the end, your boy won, but honestly I was glad to finish.

But I guess Sunday's my day. Catholics have their high mass, I guess my low mass is as an ultra low stakes gambling fool.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Tourney Win Today

I've been getting back into it, chump change little sit 'n gos, but it's still good to know I can make my way through a field. Anyway, soon as I can devote more time, I'll definitely increase the stakes.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Huh???

Ironically, it's not as hard to read good players as it is to read a bunch of incompetents.
-Sklansky

If they don't know what they're doing, how can you know what they're doing...?
-Dave "Devilfish" Ulliott

One of the perverse things that I like about poker is the way that people completely mis-understand what's going on, then luck out and look like geniuses. It's a never-ending story with a never-ending pool of contestants. And even though I have been on the end of such "bad beats" I've come to look at these as amusing.

Someone recently said something that I thought made perfect sense; as long as you're making correct decisions, that's all that counts.

So it was, oh dear reader, that your willing subject in this mad experiment was playing this home game that I visit occasionally. I ended up with about 4 playable hands in about 3 hours. Needless to say I busted and re-bought about 3 times because I picked my spots and went in - of those 4 playable hands only one held up, and it was a four flush on the flop caught on the river!

The one fairly constant thing all night was that I was having trouble putting peeps on hands. What made it particularly confusing is when I would see a hand called down and the winning hand would come down as middle pair from out of position but played much, much differently.

But one hand stands out as a PERFECT example of what I'm talking about, and yes, dear reader, your willing writer was the subject - and object - of its foil. O, crueldad, su nombre es burros...

So it's someone in early position, me in middle position, Dave behind me; 2 other players mucked in a 5-handed table. I've a medium Ace, everyone checks to me. I raise 4 times the big blind. Dave calls, as does the third. We go into the flop three-handed. Perfecto. So far.

Flop: Q A 3 rainbow. Third player checks, I bet out - this time about half the pot. Dave calls. Third folds.

Me thinking to myself: ?!

Turn - rag. Check check.

River - rag.

Now I'm thinking, he's got pocket Queens and thus trips?!?!?! No! If he had pocket Q's, he would have re-raised pre-flop, wouldn't he have, just to eliminate players like me, who have AQ, AJ, A10... or KQ, KJ, K10...! (Pocket 3's is eliminated because of my pre-flop raise).

So I think he can't possibly have pocket Q's, therefore I have him and his pocket J's, pocket 10's, etc., beat or I have a shot at his medium Ace, because who in their right mind is going to call a pre-flop raise of 3 times the big blind with Q-rag??? And with pocket Q's he would have re-raised pre-flop.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?

Me: All in.
Dave: I call.
Me: You got an Ace?
Dave: I've got two pair.
Me: HUH???

It was then, oh dear reader, that Dave turned over his puny Q3.

Needless to say I busted, but it was a very cogent lesson in reading, or in this case, how hard it is to put bad players on hands. But I added a perverse twist to it all: I mis-read and thus lost because I gave Dave too much credit, in other words, I forgot that he doesn't know what he's doing, and put him on a medium pair or at best pocket J's because of his pre-flop callsand post-flop checks.

In other words, Dave won because he simply got lucky - any player with even a basic knowledge would not go into a pot with a 3XBB raise with Q3.

It is pretty funny, tho. I gave Dave crap all night about it, and now he lives in infamy in blogville...