Showing posts with label William Goldman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label William Goldman. Show all posts

Friday, March 01, 2013

As Usual, Blues & Sushi

Notice: They're not Japanese
Right now there's a lot of energy circling around the entrepreneurial wagons. In LA, the too So-Cal coined "Silicon Beach," is propelling more networking, seminars, angels, vcs, Meetups, advisors, mentors, consultants, incubators, and crowd this and that than comfort permits. If the word "bubble" makes you shift in your seat, read on.

This is about one facet of this phenomena, the so-called "Lean" approach to startups, popularized by Eric Ries. First off, I'll say that I couldn't agree more with lean principles, but second, not because of Ries, because I've known about lean for a while. Years ago I got interested in how companies ran, and along the way, as millions did, read Peters' &  Waterman's In Search of Excellence. But it was the PBS doc based upon the book, if memory serves, that opened my eyes. In it, I first learned of Toyota's and Honda's different approaches to running a company versus the typical American pyramid.

For those who dig just a bit, it's easy to find that it was Toyota, decades ago, that originated lean principles, not Ries, who in fairness mentions Toyota. And while the "experts" fawn over lean this and that in its processes, they neglect the most important factor: people. 

While implementing lean approaches in process, the most important thing Toyota did was to recognize that you can say "we're gong to be lean," but how, exactly, do you do that? 

Back in the day, Toyota issued a company-wide offer: make a suggestion that helps the company run more efficiently and guess what? You get paid. Honda, meanwhile, took a different approach; while one diagram displayed the aforementioned typical American pyramidal top-down -- and therefore information flow -- approach to management, Honda's diagram was all over the place, with lines criss-crossing in a bird's nest. Their reasoning was simple: open up comm lines so that ideas -- people, not bureaucrats -- begin increasing the probability for synergy.

And here's the crux of the matter: you can have lean principles, mvps, pivoting... but if you give it to a bunch of "twenagers," what's going to happen?

Go back to the example of Toyota soliciting ideas from its crew, high and low. Management thinks they know about the assembly line, but the workers are doing the assembly line. Doing doesn't necessarily confer knowledge, much less insight, but how can it hurt to open up the comm lines to those on the front lines rather than constantly having a one-dimensional view from a bird's eye on high?

This simple thing -- grounded in people -- was the crux of Toyota's lean principles, not process re-imagining per se.

By handing over things such as lean principles and Business Model Generation (Osterwalder & Pigneur, another good read) to skinny jeans, I believe that's a good thing. But without the experience or training and skills that enable one to think so that you can pivot in a logical way, there's a false bubble of confidence bred. The joke goes that youth is wasted on the young, but we don't laugh when we say that a president can't be under the age of 35.

Think about one of my favorite things, basketball. The sport is rife with stories of young, high flying athleticism and enormous amounts of skills. But it's also true that no less than Michael Jordan himself points to the mental aspect of sports as being the toughest challenge. During a revealing interview, the living legend had this to say about his storied comeback to basketball after his brief baseball detour:

Q: When you came back, there was a new breed of players that had not tested themselves against you.
Jordan: Well, it was a challenge. One of the reasons I left was because I didn't have as many challenges as I [had] previously. Now I had all the challenges in the world. People were presenting different challenges to me and that's something that I was really thriving [on]. Young kids were talking trash to me. Some of them were physically, athletically a lot better than I was. But I think another championship -- to do what hadn't been done as far as I could remember. What separated me from them was I knew more. I knew how to win. I knew what it took. So that was a challenge to prove and see if you could teach these kids what it takes about winning. Not just physical skill but how to apply that in similar situations. The same thing that Magic Johnson and Larry Bird did to me in the 80's basically. It was my responsibility to teach these young whippersnappers how to do that, and in the midst of all that, it was a challenge to come back and win.
--NBA at 50 Interview: Michael Jordan, Part 2
What separated me from them was I knew more.

In essence, I think another bubble has been built, albeit anything that gives entrepreneurship  a leg up on the typical American favoritism toward huge conglomerates can't be all bad. What this bubble boils down to is that by emphasizing process without the skills to think logically through one's business model in all of its contingencies, that false sense of confidence builds. It's a step up from where we were, and in fairness, people such as Ries, Steve Blank and Osterwalder are steps in the right direction, but I'm pointing to something much more fundamental.

One of the things former Apple evangelist Guy Kawasaki says to startups is to hire better than yourself. What he points to is that startups are a far more complex landscape than a game of poker, and that people and thinking are the crux of the matter. There must be a sober way of mapping out one's business model in all of its permutations, not just acquiring a few skills, such as developing an mvp. To circle back to basketball, it's like having a hotshot shooter who can't handle the most fundamental aspects of the game such as switching on defense. Running a business is an ultra complicated affair, and if you're not sound fundamentally, no amount of mvp or testing would cause me to place a bet on you -- which is what an investment in a startup is -- a bet.

Look at the movie studios, one of the oldest institutions to employ the mvp principle in the form of pre-release screenings and focus groups to garner early feedback. Most movies languish and fall far short of expectations, prompting William Goldman's infamous dictum about Hollywood: no one knows anything. This is because of one thing: the studios not incorporating a ground up approach at the very beginning of the development process. By ignoring fundamentals, they automatically incorporate more risk into their formula.

Last, I find it amusing, but not surprising, that lean principles are having a hey day now. Ries has fashioned a career from it. But just as the blues only found its rightful place in American minds when foreigners such as Peter Green, John Mayall and Eric Clapton championed the art form, so too are these Japanese principles now wending their way into American startup circles. Just like sushi, Japanese finger food, now made an entire meal due to white people giving the "this is good" thumb's up.

Go figure.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

The Party's Over


I just want to ask a question
Who really cares?
To save a world in despair
Who really cares?
There'll come a time,
when the world won't be singin'
Flowers won't grow,
bells won't be ringin'
Who really cares?
Who is willing to try
to save a world
that is destined
to die?
When I look at the world
it fills me with sorrow
Little children today
really gonna suffer tomorrow
Oh what a shame
such a bad way to live


-Marvin Gaye, Save the Children


William Goldman said it about Hollywood: No one knows anything.

I think that holds true for the American public when it comes to EM08; it's so far-fetched, convoluted and rooted in history, the history of conglomerated corporate America, or ccA. ccA however, has the edge, and have gamed the casino in ways that make Steve Wynn look like a baby.

There's one prime reason, though, that ccA doesn't want you to know anything of the real truth as to its inner workings; as the late Tanta at Calculated Risk was fond of saying, and I paraphrase:

There's truth in the saying, "Knowledge is power."
That's why they never give you any.

This explains why a young person can emerge from 12 years of public or private schooling - and I'd bet in most cases even college/post-grad - and be economically illiterate, along with illiterate in terms of language, politics, art, history, other cultures....

My writing on the subject of EM08 had one angle on what I called the refs. At various times in our system of so-called "checks and balances," there are supposed to be standards enforced - checks - regardless of power and authority, much less image and reputation. So, the SEC are one team of refs; there's another for commodities, one for M & A, and so on. (Get this, sometimes there are multiple refs!)

When it comes to investing, one team of refs - the ratings agencies - played a crucial role in the so-called sub-prime mortgage disaster that led to EM08's first domino otherwise known as Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac being toppled. On a side note, isn't it interesting how we never hear anything about "Fannie Mac" anymore in the conglomerated mass-media?

That great young lion of a writer, Matt Taibbi, cited the rating agencies in a lengthy Rolling Stone piece deconstructing the history of economic bubbles, which I commented upon in July. In it, he said:

Take one $494 million issue that year, GSAMP Trust 2006S3. Many of the mortgages belonged to second mortgage borrowers, and the average equity they had in their homes was 0.71 percent. Moreover, 58 percent of the loans included little or no documentation — no names of the borrowers, no addresses of the homes, just zip codes. Yet both of the major ratings agencies, Moody's and Standard & Poor's, rated 93 percent of the issue as investment grade. Moody's projected that less than 10 percent of the loans would default. In reality, 18 percent of the mortgages were in default within 18 months. [emphasis, mine]

So, that Diana Golobay's article below talks about the option ARM loans about to reset is correct but nothing new, as I pointed out last December, despite the conglomerated mass-media's willful ignorance of the subject. The salient point is how Golobay never cites the irony of her source: Fitch.

The punchline? Fitch's was one of the refs - a ratings agency - in on the fix.

Housingwire.com, at:
http://www.housingwire.com/2009/09/08/134bn-of-option-arms-to-recast-by-2011-fitch/

$134bn of Option ARMs to Recast by 2011: Fitch
By DIANA GOLOBAY
September 8, 2009 11:46 AM CST

Option adjustable-rate mortgages (ARMs) are due to affect performance of US residential mortgage-backed securities (RMBS) in the next two years, according to Fitch Ratings.

Fitch Ratings determined $134bn of loans within US option ARM RMBS will recast in 2011.

Option ARMs historically present concerns over negative amortization, a process through which the loan balance essentially grows each month as borrowers elect to repay the minimum amount due.

An option ARM recasts when it reaches a balance cap typically ranging from 110%-125% of the original mortgage or 60 months of age, according to Fitch. The monthly payment obligation then increases from the minimum amount to a fully amortizing principle and interest payment.

This “payment shock,” a hike often 63% higher than the minimum payment, indicates a greater risk of default, Fitch said.

“Having not demonstrated their ability to make payments at the full rate, option ARM borrowers are at the greatest risk of default resulting from payment shock,” said Huxley Somerville, group managing director and US RMBS group head.

The majority of option ARMs Of $189bn of securitized option ARM loans outstanding, 88% have yet to recast. Of those, 94% negatively amortized through the use of minimum monthly payments.

Performance is already troubled among option ARMs. Serious delinquencies — loans more than 90 days past due, in foreclosure or real estate-owned proceedings — rose to 37% from 16% in the past year.

The risks associated with payment shock drove Fitch to rate a small number of option ARM transactions, approximately 5% of all option ARM transactions.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Trashmen

Follow the money.

As EM08 continues to throw up all over us, new stories of shitheads behaving like, well, shitheads, are now a regular occurrence. Meanwhile, Barack, congress and everyone else with a hand in determining more money down the drain are worrying me to no end. I heard our president saying that it was urgent we act swiftly.

But urgency is part of the problem that just compounded EM08.

Back in November I said that Barack should use David Cay Johnston, the one "economist" who I think makes sense. It was Johnston, before the bank theft, who posed the one key question on Lou Dobbs' show; "Let's say we give the banks this $700 billion. But what if things get worse?"

And worse they have.

What a shitstorm, and like William Goldman said about Hollywood, "No one knows anything."

Op-Ed Columnist
Wall Street’s Socialist Jet-Setters

By MAUREEN DOWD
Published: January 27, 2009

WASHINGTON

As President Obama spreads his New Testament balm over the capital, I’m longing for a bit of Old Testament wrath.

Couldn’t he throw down his BlackBerry tablet and smash it in anger over the feckless financiers, the gods of gold and their idols — in this case not a gilt calf but an $87,000 area rug, a cache of diamond Tiffany and

Cartier watches and a French-made luxury corporate jet?

Now that we’re nationalizing, couldn’t we fire any obtuse bankers and auto executives who cling to perks and bonuses even as the economy is following John Thain down his antique commode?

How could Citigroup be so dumb as to go ahead with plans to get a new $50 million corporate jet, the exclusive Dassault Falcon 7X seating 12, after losing $28.5 billion in the past 15 months and receiving $345 billion in government investments and guarantees?

(Now I get why a $400 payment I recently sent to pay off my Citibank Visa was mistakenly applied to my sister-in-law’s Citibank Mastercard account.)

The “Citiboobs” — as The New York Post, which broke the news, calls them — watched as the car chieftains got in trouble for flying their private jets to Washington to ask for bailouts, and the A.I.G. moguls got dragged before Congress for spending their bailout on California spa treatments. But the boobs still didn’t get the message.

The former masters of the universe don’t seem to fully comprehend that their universe has crumbled and, thanks to them, so has ours. Real people are losing real jobs at Caterpillar, Home Depot and Sprint Nextel; these and other companies announced on Monday that they would cut more than 75,000 jobs in the U.S. and around the world, as consumer confidence and home prices swan-dived.

Prodded by an appalled Senator Carl Levin, Tim Geithner — even as he was being confirmed as Treasury secretary — directed Treasury officials to call the Citiboobs and tell them the new jet would not fly.

“They woke up pretty quickly,” says a Treasury official, adding that they protested for a bit. “Six months ago, they would have kept the plane and flown it to Washington.”

Senator Levin said that the financiers will not be able to change their warped mentality, but will have to be reined in by Geithner’s new leashes. “I have no confidence that they intend or desire to change,” Levin told me. “These bankers got away with murder, and it’s obscene that close to nothing is being asked of financial institutions. I get incensed at the thought that a bank that’s getting billions of dollars in taxpayer money is out there buying fancy new airplanes.”

New York’s attorney general, Andrew Cuomo, always gratifying on the issue of clawing back money from the greedy creeps on Wall Street, on Tuesday subpoenaed Thain, the former Merrill Lynch chief executive, over $4 billion in bonuses he handed out as the failing firm was bought by Bank of America.

In an interview with Maria Bartiromo on CNBC, Thain used the specious, contemptible reasoning that other executives use to rationalize why they’re keeping their bonuses as profits are plunging.

“If you don’t pay your best people, you will destroy your franchise” and they’ll go elsewhere, he said.

Hello? They destroyed the franchise. Let’s call their bluff. Let’s see what a great job market it is for the geniuses of capitalism who lost $15 billion in three months and helped usher in socialism.

Bartiromo also asked Thain to explain, when jobs and salaries were being cut at his firm, how he could justify spending $1 million to renovate his office. As The Daily Beast and CNBC reported, big-ticket items included curtains for $28,000, a pair of chairs for $87,000, fabric for a “Roman Shade” for $11,000, Regency chairs for $24,000, six wall sconces for $2,700, a $13,000 chandelier in the private dining room and six dining chairs for $37,000, a “custom coffee table” for $16,000, an antique commode “on legs” for $35,000, and a $1,400 “parchment waste can.”

Does that mean you can only throw used parchment in it or is it made of parchment? It’s psychopathic to spend a million redoing your office when the folks outside it are losing jobs, homes, pensions and savings.

Thain should never rise above the level of stocking the money in A.T.M.’s again. Just think: This guy could well have been Treasury secretary if John McCain had won.

Bartiromo pressed: What was wrong with the office of his predecessor, Stanley O’Neal?

“Well — his office was very different — than — the — the general décor of — Merrill’s offices,” Thain replied. “It really would have been — very difficult — for — me to use it in the form that it was in.”

Did it have a desk and a phone?

How are these ruthless, careless ghouls who murdered the economy still walking around (not to mention that sociopathic sadist Bernie Madoff?) — and not as perps?

Bring on the shackles. Let the show trials begin.

A version of this article appeared in print on January 28, 2009, on page A31 of the New York edition.